Obsession

yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

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botanycameos:

ALWAYS REBLOG, ALWAYS!

Most erotic thing in the universe.

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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licklucifer:

lucisensitivesatan:

lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

You mean something like this?

image

gif…for…everything.

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uponsorrowfuleyes:

traviscantfocus:

matthulksmash:

gnumblr:

burn the witch!

Damn I miss blowing glass…

I’ve always wanted to try it. 

I wanted to get into this so badly, but after my first day my arms had swollen up and turned such a bright shade of red just from being around the heat that I gave up (which I sort of regret.) Maybe another day!

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howdy-loser:

sasss-master-satan:

those-5-boys-we-love:

chillvibesz:

crystal-prism:

fleur-couture:

sunalwaysshining:

laughparty:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

yes

yes

yes

Yes

Yes

yes

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway)

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Follow what may, great deeds are not lessened in worth.

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i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

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lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor


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the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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ifmywingsshouldfailmelord:

Nicki Minaj speaking on why she hired Vlogger Beat Face Honey as her personal makeup artist

I know literally nothing about this woman or her music, but the more I see of her on my dash the more I respect the fuck out of her.

(Source: yungnics)


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kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

(Source: itssexualhour)

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